Turkmen delight

Like the Turkish Delight (aka lokum) but from Turkmenistan. Many Soviets and Turks enjoy it. The taste is somewhat similar to Dr. Pepper, so if you like Dr. Pepper, you will like Turkmen delight. However, if you expect it to be like a Turkmen version of Turkish delight, then prepare to be disappointed.

Turkmen person: Have you tried our fabulous Turkmen delight?
Turkish person: What's that, your rip-off of our fabulous lokum?!

Turkmen person: Ok, that's fine. You don't give a shit. You don't know what you're missing.
Turkish person: *tastes the Turkmen delight* Yuck! At least it's slightly different from our delight but it's horrible!

by FunkDaBeat November 26, 2014

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redhead delight

While performing cunnilingus the clitoral hood is gently pushed back and the clitoris is licked and sucked resulting in toe curling “oh shit, what was that orgasms. Best performed by sexy redheaded boyfriends.

Babe can you give me a redhead delight again tonight?

by Felicity Rose November 29, 2018

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Double Delight

(weird sex) (scat)

When a man ejaculates and has a poo at the same time.

It is scientifically proven that passing faeces is pleasurable, imagine intensifying that a hundred fold by spumming your muck at the exact same second in time.

took that bird into the nightclub bog for a blow job, I was sat on the bog while she sucked me off, I was so pished that I actually pood myself as I came. It was a eureka moment, like discovering gravity. Once you have a Double Delight , normal sex will never quite be the same...

by Dirk Diggler 44 September 18, 2018

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