Manlet Detection Agency

The Manlet Detection Agency is a crucial government entity that seeks to, using the long arm of the law, squash the derisory emergence of a pint-sized manlet insurgency. The brave men and women of the Manlet Detection Agency work tirelessly to protect the community from the ever-present threat of a manlet uprising by relentlessly detecting manlets both online and irl. Suspected manlets are detained and then searched and stripped of any contraband like height boosting insoles and high heels. Subsequently the potential Little Criminals are meticulously measured and, if confirmed to be shorter than 5ft10 and therefore a soon-to-be prison wife manlet, the stunted manlets are arrested on the spot. Every lacking inch below 5ft10 is known to be reflected by an additional ten-year prison term in the girlish manlet's well-deserved sentence, which will be imposed upon the puny manlet by a fuming judge as the microscopic manlet boy stands small in a courtroom atop of his towering attorney's outstretched palm securely shackled by a string of dental floss.

Hey, isn't that the minuscule turbo-manlet Kevin Hart getting hemmed up by a heroic group of mobile task force agents from the Manlet Detection Agency? It sure is. That diminutively petite and astronomically effeminate sissy manlet is going to be sentenced to a billion years in the penitentiary. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 25, 2024

dick demotion

the act or process of reducing friends to a lower priority so you can get dick.

Sarah realized she'd gotten a dick demotion when Paula made a weekend full of plans with her new lover.

by vonLegs October 6, 2023

No Devotion

The band that formed after lostprophets because Ian Watkins is a pedophile piece of shit.
They're better than lostprophets. Trust me.

No Devotion > lostprophets

by 7568ino November 18, 2023

Orbs of Deception

when a women shows ample amounts of her breasts, sending any one with little power into a hypnotic trance, obeying her every command.

I almost fell for those orbs of deception.

by Mr. Clean with hair February 27, 2011

The Great Deception

The Great Deception was an enormous, collaborative effort with many parts and players that led to the complete, fraudulent takeover of the federal government by Liberal Socialists.

I can’t wait for The Great Deception to be over.

by ^*#%#%# March 23, 2021

Demon of Deception

A Demon from the Demiverse, possessed with the power of pure deception.

Body of shapeshifting powers, heavy and black winged, spanning great and strong as silver. Unstable tempered beast, fleshed fluff spun in dark energy. Draining the life from the soul attached to their coil. “Such fear the Demon of Deception brought, such destruction it stained to the Humans." However, the Followers respect this being, perhaps out of fear or lust.

by Ceppie-san September 26, 2021

Musty Queef Detection

shhhhh

Mustard Queef? Like the Musty Queef Detection from Tom Clancys: Rainbow Six Extraction

by Gusty Jeep Collection October 30, 2023