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Daniel moment

To have a Daniel moment, would be to tell a joke to people, thinking that It's funny, when it Isn't, and nobody laughs at it.
Daniel: hey guys, why did the chicken cross the road

Group of friends: I don't know Daniel, why?

Daniel: to get to the other side hahahahahahhaha
*there is a brief silence*
Group of friends: yeah man, that's a Daniel moment
by Superman12234030302 April 12, 2014
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daniel bregoli

A bitch who says 'cash me outside how bout dat'
Daniel bregoli just released her new song- 'cash me outside'
by Hot cake September 17, 2017
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Daniel Mateiu

Absolute bloody asshole who likes queen and Tegan. xd. how funny am I? hahaha. also shout out to my boy, Taj Redgewell.
Hi, Daniel Mateiu
by Not Mitchell O'Beef November 28, 2018
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Daniel Poon

When a chick’s poon is so damn hairy it looks like she’s wearing Daniel Boone’s coon skin cap tween her legs. A thick, hirsute mons and a trail of hair stretching all the way up her ass crack.

That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.
by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020
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Daniel Wright Junior High School

A school filled with wealthy, stuck-up brats, who happen to be within the top 1% of intelligence. If you're smart, you matter. If you're not, go die in a hole. Everyone has at least two mental illnesses. With the new grading system, the only acceptable grade is getting 90% or higher on every assignment. The teachers are kind on the outside, but are really only there for the six digit salary. All the students are really weird. There is a cult which controls a lot of the powerful kids. They win all the awards and get the administration to do what they want. Three of them are on the school board in 8th grade?!?!?
Alex 1: "What did you get on the test?"
Alex 2: "I got 87%."
Alex 1: "Oh no. The time has come. The apocalypse has begun."
Alex 2: "I'll go have a mental breakdown in the bathroom."
Alex 1: "Of course! That is just what happens at Daniel Wright Junior High School."
by Wigism June 10, 2020
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Daniel Chen

Daniel Chen is the second in command after Austin Li in San Francisco's largest and most powerful gang. He actually (just like Austin Li) has failed NNN for 10 years straight. He is a stupid corporate bitch in the gang of San Francisco.
Daniel Chen is a really short monkey.
by Dawei is cool November 4, 2020
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Law of Daniel

No matter what, he will suck ALL the bits out from your account on Bustabit.com
There are only one rule applies on this server: Law of Daniel
by CassiopeiaBaB September 10, 2022
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