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bouche dag

bouche dag
1: An entitled turdbrain.
2: A Karen/Kyle.
3: A person that happens to be dumb and narcissistic, where they think they deserve everything but the only thing they deserve is a cactus rimming.
4: A variant of the species: doucheus bagius. They are a lot dumber than the average douche bag, and yet even more entitled. They often display characteristics of Narcissism and Psychopathy.
Steve: Keven just tried to take Alex From me, by throwing what he thought was a grenade, but it turned out it was an avocado.
Mark: Well it's been a while since we had a bouche dag outbreak.
by JJ377 August 9, 2020
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Christian-ja-dag

Christian national-christian-says-yes-to-everything-day means that Christian says yes to everything he jlir asked about.

it's nationally Christian says "yes" to everything and anyone asks. If someone asks if Christian can do something in 2 weeks, then..he has to do this, even though he said yes two weeks ago. Christian is right so many times, but not this time! because such a "national Christian says yes to everything" exists! just want to remind you that he said it's bullshit and that it's just something we "non-Christians" come up with just for Christian to say yes to everything.

-Hey Christian! can we make fun ticking together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Hey Christian! can we make a fun tiktok together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Christian- Yes!:D
Christian national-christian-says-yes-to-everything-day means that Christian says yes to everything he jlir asked about.

it's nationally Christian says "yes" to everything and anyone asks. If someone asks if Christian can do something in 2 weeks, then..he has to do this, even though he said yes two weeks ago. Christian is right so many times, but not this time! because such a "national Christian says yes to everything" exists! just want to remind you that he said it's bullshit and that it's just something we "non-Christians" come up with just for Christian to say yes to everything.

-Hey Christian! can we make fun ticking together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Hey Christian! can we make a fun tiktok together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Christian- Yes!:D Christian-ja-dag
by aleksspesje November 20, 2020
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Dag

Commonly refers to the clump of matted butt hairs and fecal matter cumulating near an unkept persons ass crack.
"He would often pick at the dags on his bum"
by Daglord July 8, 2024
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Dag Pålsson

Dag Pålsson is a housewife by day,and gamer/alcoholic by night. He is så jääävla dålig, but he is very good at making apple pie. Mkay bye.
-Dag Pålsson is such a housewife
by Bryce mcintyre's mom June 25, 2018
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Dag

Absolute rugby stud, they are player not only on the pitch but on messengers, Australian term, especially if you want to hop on someone's didgeridoo
'omg he is such a dag'
'oliver is such a hot dag'
by kiddyfiddler696969696 May 15, 2022
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