cummart

To be one who cums excessively.
Such as a braggart who brags excessively.
But in this case you're cumming excessively.

Guy 1: Dude, I came on that girls face last night!
Guy 2: You're such a fucking Cummart.
Guy 1: *Donkey Punches Guy 2*

by Eatin Yer Soulz June 2, 2008

Cummy Comber

A person that receives sexual pleasure from combing another person's hair

Greg: Dude, have you heard the lyrics to that song "Shoes"?
Dave: Yeah, that DJ Tiga is such a cummy comber.

by toofer June 6, 2009

cummemerate

Cummemerate: When you appear to show respect during a ceremony, but can't rest playing with yourself.

Enjoy the ceremony?
umm...i was cummemerating, sorry. its a habit.

Cummemerate. its respectful

by jansfkjn January 22, 2014

cummifying

A very very atrractive women that you eye fuck and want to cum with just a glance.

Yo! Have you seen Ashley? She is so cummifying this year, she sure upgraded.

by Jrue dee November 9, 2015

cummys cult

The most loyal servants of our lord cummy. we want him to stuff our holes with his fat cummy cock!
commonly found on reddit.

me: "OH CUMMY FILL ME WITH YOUR GLORIOUS PHAT COCK!!!!"
cummys cult: " yes my child"

by JP 696969 March 15, 2020

Cumming nickels

The act of cumming forcefully.

The phrase originated from a Scott Pilgrim commentary track.

"Last night Bobby was cumming nickels."

by Funny name haha May 23, 2020

Cummism

Cummism is a political ideology, Social Structure, and Lifestyle that heavily emphasizes the use, pleasure, and freedom of Cum and Cum related activities/thoughts.

"Good day DaddyMarx, have you been spreading Cumminist theory?"
or
"I'm so excited! The third party candidate this year is a member of the Cumminist party!"
or
"Feels great to live a life of Cummism"

by SoSoot September 1, 2020