Crypto Island

The new Epstein Island.

Man, I hope Crypto Island is just a scam and not a real island.

by RandomBoi42069 February 5, 2022

cryptofatty

A person who gains a lot of weight after getting into a relationship.

1: Damn bro! Did you see Jessica today? She got huge!
2: Yeah man, she got hitched up a few months ago. Definitely a cryptofatty.

by slattimusprime December 14, 2021

Crypto-White

Noun
: Is used to refer to a person with non-European ancestry that identifies as White European & is similar to the term "Crypto-Jew" which means a person of jewish descent who identifies as a White Catholic European.

Person 1: Hey, doesn't he look a little weird to you?
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Like, that he's not fully White.
Person 2: Like a Crypto-White?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Pfff..... I checked & his grandfather was african.

by xXJonaXx August 20, 2022

crypto terraverse

That in which cryptocurrency blockchains reside

the universe engulfs planets as the crypto terraverse engulfs blockchains

by Ryley Carpenter November 13, 2022

Crypto-fetish

When a person particularly a writer has a fetish they don't want to outright state but influences them to a notable degree

Person 1: Bro what the hell was the latest epsiode of Rick and morty

Person 2: i dont know, dan harmon has a crypto-fetish for incest

by Miami the stranger February 4, 2023

Crypto Twitter

Crypto twitter is a sub community on twitter full of mentally ill cartoon and anime picture degenerates that give each other financial advice about various crypto topics.

I went on Crypto Twitter last night and my feed was full of inversebrah screenshots, Cobie giving people a 👍 after ratioing them, and various candle stick charts all saying the same thing in different ways! It was wonderful.

by Bengreen927 February 21, 2023

The Crypt

A man who wears blue and is a home wrecker. He preys on newlywed Hispanic couples & women named Crystal. He is king sancho.

Anthony have you seen my mom? No Maria she left with the crypt again.

by Liquorstorejunkie February 11, 2022