crutonous fuck

When your cracker friend can’t say the N-word but has keys to the BBQ.

Bro, my homeboy Todd is coming to the cookout this weekend.

Who? Oh that Crutonous Fuck, yeah bro for sure, he’s family.

by Riddikuluslessness December 12, 2023

Crutchmaxxing

A comedic term coined by the incel community laughing at ridiculous lengths will men go for sex, due to females being extremely picky

Crutchmaxxing basically means someone has tried to get a limb lengthening procedure, to increase their height because females like height, but they're now in crutches because of bad surgeons; and their leg is fucked up

It highlights the fact that surgery isn't always guaranteed to work and it's laughed at to in a way warn men that they're taking a huge risk when they're paying so much for not just their body to change but if it goes wrong they can never walk again

Dude is now crutchmaxxing, his legs absolutely cooked, he looks even worse than before

by CorporalCorpses June 25, 2024

crutch

When someone is always hanging out with somebody always needs to be beside them. Like a significant other

Why is Echo always right next to choices
Choices crutch!!

by Blue toaster May 10, 2024

Rusty Crutch

An ugly guy with red hair and freckles whos crutch would most probably be needing Rp7

reffering red heads

by your buddy November 27, 2003

Zombie Crutch

Hard rockin hip- hoppin monster funk.

the high preist of the zombies wakes the dead through mesmirizing music. giving the zombie crutch to walk with.

by j lutz October 13, 2010

To Crute

To feel so overwhelmed by the cuteness of someone or something that you have a compulsion to crush it or smother it

"That kitten was so damn cute, I just had to crute it" (verb)
"I've got to crute that puppy, it's making me crazy" (verb)
"Tiddles is the crutest creature in the world" (superlative)
"There's been an unfortunate incidence of crutition - kitty's dead". (noun)
"She cruticiously stroked the baby seal with undisguised relish" (adverb)

by ASILVERFISH April 25, 2015

michael crutcher

A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

Michael crutcher is A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

by Hey you girl October 12, 2017