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Crumbl Cookie

A type of cookie that is manufactured at the chain store Crumbl Cookies™.

Crumbl cookies come in many flavours, depending on the season and or holiday. Despite the name, the cookies are too moist and fall apart due to the tremendous amount of frosting leading to them not being crumbly.

According to TikTok, Crumbl Cookies are deemed the most mediocre baked of mankind.
Person 1: Don't keep your coochie moist all the time, or else you'll get thrush.

Person 2: I don't care, call it my personal crumbl cookie
by ihatecrockpotmeals December 23, 2022
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Crumbledome

Home arena of the Calgary Flames, also known as the Saddledome, one of the oldest arenas in the NHL. The arena’s structure is beginning to crumbling due to ageing and harsh winter weather. If you’re ever heading to the Saddledome, make sure to wear your hardhats.
Friend: Hey bro, you heading to the Saddledome tonight?
Me: Oh, you mean the Crumbledome? Sure, let me go get my hardhat real quick.
by MayhemPlayz January 14, 2023
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crumble dusting

The act of getting extremely excited when you find crumble sprinkled on your pudding.
“Oh look, crumble dusting!”

“Oh gees, can this day get any better?! Crumble dusting!”
by Psyhunter January 23, 2023
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Crumble Porn

Aesthetic crumbling buildings. Usually pertaining to old houses that have been reclaimed by nature.
Apocolypsecore +haunted house core = crumble porn
by J Brams February 5, 2023
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chumbly

That uncomfortable feeling when a guy's load winds up in your belly button and gets cold and slimy. Aka, a spurlock.
"That guy couldn't aim for shit. I totally wound up with a Chumbly."
by rich fingers August 3, 2023
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crumby crotch

When the sperm dry on yo dick and it comes of flakey
by Beefcake2004 November 26, 2023
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Crumbleys

Parenting that is so atrocious it results in a child committing violent acts against others.
"Did you hear about that school shooting, it looks like it might be another case of the crumbleys."
by Aliceinchainsaw February 2, 2024
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