A group of retards; could be used either referring the literal definition (I.E. severely physically/cognitively impaired individuals) or just a brigade of dumbasses. Sometimes extended to "Crayon Crunching Crew"—which adds emphasis to the fact that the people being referred to with such namesake are extra retarded.
1: "Hey, there's the crayon crew coming out of the life-skills class, I feel bad for those tard wranglers."
2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."
2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."
by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019
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Person 2: “God, Brittany, stop being such a crayon.”
Person 2: “God, Brittany, stop being such a crayon.”
by baby-bop March 28, 2018
Get the Crayon mug.When someone (Usually an animal like a dog or cat) wipes their ass on the floor to try to clean their butt.
Sometimes leaving brown streaks, dubbing it "Crayon-Painting".
Sometimes leaving brown streaks, dubbing it "Crayon-Painting".
by itz_lexiii_ November 29, 2024
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1. a college-level course, usually an easy general-education course, in which it is assumed that students idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. "coloring with crayons" as a reference to kindergarten);
2. a kindergarten class in which there is an unusually high concentration of peculiar kids, crafts, and the like.
1. a college-level course, usually an easy general-education course, in which it is assumed that students idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. "coloring with crayons" as a reference to kindergarten);
2. a kindergarten class in which there is an unusually high concentration of peculiar kids, crafts, and the like.
1. all the hot college girls are in my general-education crayon class | after getting destroyed by my engineering coursework, I can attend my crayon class and take it easy for a change.
2. being in that crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that kindergarten crayon class, I saw toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a new light.
2. being in that crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that kindergarten crayon class, I saw toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a new light.
by shit, the crayon consumer November 7, 2024
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An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.
(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)
(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)
1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."
1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."
1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."
by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023
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