A group of retards; could be used either referring the literal definition (I.E. severely physically/cognitively impaired individuals) or just a brigade of dumbasses. Sometimes extended to "Crayon Crunching Crew"—which adds emphasis to the fact that the people being referred to with such namesake are extra retarded.
1: "Hey, there's the crayon crew coming out of the life-skills class, I feel bad for those tard wranglers."
2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."
2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."
by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019
Get the Crayon Crewmug. An American colloquial phrase used to describe the act of defecating against a wall or surface while moving one's bottom in a drawing-like manner
by Donald P. September 26, 2025
Get the Brown Crayonmug. Liquid variant of the art tool commonly used by children. Can be served sat any temperature, because let’s be honest, if you’re at the point of drinking liquified crayons, who cares if it’s hot or cold?
by CrayonJuiceYum April 3, 2020
Get the crayon juicemug. Person 1: “Why didn’t you text me last night? Were you with a girl?”
Person 2: “God, Brittany, stop being such a crayon.”
Person 2: “God, Brittany, stop being such a crayon.”
by baby-bop March 28, 2018
Get the Crayonmug. A delicious snack used by the kindest humans on earth (children) and the scariest people on earth (the marines). Sometimes used for coloring, but colored pencils are better for coloring (not eating).
by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024
Get the Crayonmug. Whilst receiving felatio, a man withdraws his penis from the persons mouth and proceeds to draw on the giving party’s face with the tip of his penis
“Yeah I’m a male sex worker, I offer extras such as crayoning, anal play on you, rimming on me, nipple play”
by Killaklamjam September 2, 2018
Get the Crayoningmug. by TangerineGRL13 February 27, 2013
Get the crayon levelmug.