When one deficates and leaves a real mess, realizing that they do not have toliet paper, resorts to "convienantly cradling" one's nut sack to wipe away the residual mess.
Last night at this party there was no toilet paper in the pooper so I had to convienantly cradle my nasty shit.
by tres ratards February 12, 2010
Get the Convienantly Cradle mug.n. root cowchair: a girl who is much younger than you (but at least 13) who you would bone, and you would like to relay this information to your friends without whispering and pointing while said girl is within earshot.
Guy 1:"Wow, cowchair in the cradle"
Guys 2-5: "Dude!"
Guy 1: "Come one, look at that chair!"
Guys 2-5:"Yeah, ok, i guess cowchair in the cradle.."
Young but sexually maturing female: "What the hell are you guys on?"
Guys 2-5: "Dude!"
Guy 1: "Come one, look at that chair!"
Guys 2-5:"Yeah, ok, i guess cowchair in the cradle.."
Young but sexually maturing female: "What the hell are you guys on?"
by Porkbutter April 15, 2007
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The delusional gesture of separating the hands, bringing them together again, manipulating yarn, which Donald Trump continually plays while speaking. A game beloved of little girls everywhere.
by Monkey's Dad October 23, 2020
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Dodgy child snatcher who looks similar to Gollum.
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, SHOOT YOUR SONS
It's just safer that way!
Dodgy child snatcher who looks similar to Gollum.
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, SHOOT YOUR SONS
It's just safer that way!
-Look Cradle!
-What?
-Actually it's nothing.
-What was it?
-Nothing...really!
-What was it...wait were you pointing to that kid?
-No.
-You were weren't you?
-Well...okay, yes.
-Why would I be interested in that four year old?
-Well you are drooling.
-Oh, I see.
-Mmmmm
-Aaaaahhh.
-What?
-Actually it's nothing.
-What was it?
-Nothing...really!
-What was it...wait were you pointing to that kid?
-No.
-You were weren't you?
-Well...okay, yes.
-Why would I be interested in that four year old?
-Well you are drooling.
-Oh, I see.
-Mmmmm
-Aaaaahhh.
by avenger of the idiots February 11, 2005
Get the Cradle mug.Hey, look she's so old and crady, is her name Cindy?
Look, Crady has a michelob. She's way too old for that!
Crady doesn't even know who she is!
Look, Crady has a michelob. She's way too old for that!
Crady doesn't even know who she is!
by MikeMmImIK August 17, 2017
Get the crady mug.A position that starts with the man sitting on the edge of the bed. The woman then sits on the man so that his penis slides into her butthole. He then proceeds to bounce her up and down like he's giving a little kid a "horsey ride." He can suck her tits if he wants. Repeat untill orgasm, interruption, or awkward premature ejaculation.
Adam: Dude, I'm totally gonna give that chick a ukrainian love cradle later on.
Dan: Ok, just don't cum too early. That position is so hot it can make you jizz you're pants if you think about it too long.
Adam: DAMN, I just did! Oooooh, there goes my love cradle...
Dan: Ok, just don't cum too early. That position is so hot it can make you jizz you're pants if you think about it too long.
Adam: DAMN, I just did! Oooooh, there goes my love cradle...
by slimjoe123 December 24, 2009
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