Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

ion eat cottage cheese

Someone who does not like cottage cheese, refers to a meme posted on tiktok of a black woman on the phone saying "ion eat cottage cheese.

You can say it in the context , "ion eat cottage cheese" when someone asks if you eat it.

by exasy_ October 6, 2025

Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.

guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"

by itstylerrr February 2, 2023

Cottage soap and titties

The two elements loved by mankind. One is soft, squishy, and pillow like, whereas the other one comes from the mere nooks and crannies of a cottage.

He was looking for cottage soap and titties.

by Robyn Sparkles March 13, 2020

humble cottager

Giles a.k.a. Nutty from Gogglebox season 13.
King of Cottages

i’m not a politician, i am but a humble cottager, nutty.

by zozza March 18, 2021

Cottage Nerd

Some one that's cringe asf and hangs out at the collage by KHS

Did you see that fucken cottage nerd sitting there all by himself.

by betyoureayear9fag January 8, 2020

soothing cottage core

Girls that are green witches and read tarot for crying grandmother's at random train stations. You're more than lucky if you encounter one on the wild. Will say: 'people find them intimidating', but it'll seem close to impossible

Hannah Harmon is the definition of soothing cottage core I just wanna bake with her in the woods listening to good music

by thumbelina July 9, 2020