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cooper cordes

A fortnite virgin who' s never had sexual intercourse with a real female. Instead he prefers to have sex with an anime body pillow with a 2 inch hole where the vagina would be. He's a major disappointment to his friends and family and is currently under house arrest for bringing his katakana collection to his school. His parents are considering a divorce because of his disappointing behavior
"you that cooper cordes kid asked me out and i'm like yeet id never date a weeb"
by lil_woodchip July 19, 2018
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Pursuing a solo career

After the break-up of a combo who were making sweet music together, the one who just ends up sitting alone in the dark reminiscing while he fingers his instrument is said to be pursuing a solo career.
So what happened to David Van Day after Dollar split up?

Oh, he's pursuing a solo career in the back of a burger van.
by Fles December 7, 2010
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Career Ass Kisser

Someone who rather than pursuing a real career in order to provide for the lifestyle they desire, chooses to kiss people's ass in order to get their bills paid, vacations, etc.
She was just another dumb blonde that didn't have any brains or ambition to get a real job, so instead she became a career ass kisser and kissed the ass of any guy that would buy her all the things she wanted and needed.
by liveurdreams January 24, 2012
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Career Cutie

N: 1) A person who has been attractive for the majority of their lives, which in turn has made their lives easier.
2) A female who's job resume consists ONLY of positions based on her looks, not skill set. Ex: cocktail waitress, bartender, promo model, model, and/or any other position only given to her because she is pretty.

3) A female who fails to develop life skills because she has never had the need for them, because she is attractive.
"Heather cannot work a full time job, she has no skill set or work ethic. She's just a career cutie."

"She's a 38 year old bartender because she has no direction in life. Her looks are fading and that's all she has. She is a career cutie."

"I cannot introduce her to my mother, she has no qualities other than being a career cutie."

"Career cuties have an expiration date."

"The market is saturated with career cuties."
by stone814105 March 31, 2013
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corderis

CorDeris is an individual who doesn't dwell on how people perceive him but if someone respects him. With a modelesque physique, a Hollywood smile and appealing facial features he is deemed aesthetically pleasing . CorDeris comes with unpredictabilities. You never know what you would get. Make no mistake he is very keen on loyalty and intellect. Underneath the labels of being crazy, pugnacious and irate ; he is a very caring person to those who accompany him. CorDeris has never lacked hustle or ambition!
CorDeris is cool asf!

Yeah, he isn't smart too!
by Corderissiredroc January 3, 2017
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career guidance

I don't really have anything funny to put here but I don't know if I have to write "career guidance" for the definition to be accepted so here it is
by Dudemanguybroperson June 3, 2017
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chree

The incorrect pronunciation of the word “tree”.
This isn’t a fit chree, it’s a fir tree.
by asdagigafo March 14, 2018
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