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Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it's not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all...
“I think I ripped a cord” “you should get that checked out by a anal anal cords specialist
by Finliathon March 13, 2024
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Grace-a-cord

To reach an agreement after thorough use of an electric cord as a weapon to persuade a person.
I found him in bed with my wife and we reached a grace-a-cord.
by Africandy August 16, 2017
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Cord Griffin

Cord Griffin

(noun)
1. That guy who somehow knows everyone, gets into every event for free, and always shows up with the energy of a caffeinated golden retriever. Will loudly hype you up in public and then disappear for three days because he “accidentally went on a spontaneous trip.”
2. A man who can fix your car, quote TikTok sounds, and emotionally confuse you within the same 24 hours. Known for sending the “u up?” text at 9 PM instead of 2 AM, which is even more dangerous.
3. The human equivalent of a Friday night that accidentally turns into Sunday morning.
Example:
“Girl, don’t fall for him — he gives off major Cord Griffin vibes.”
by VegasBrain2025 December 12, 2025
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Parachute Cord

A line of spit from the tip of the dick to his/her mouth as its pulled away
by Barkus98 February 16, 2022
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Cordelia Cords

Cordelia is a beautiful asexual lesbian and is one of the greatest people ever, they are kind and funny im so grateful for them. Such a beautiful person :)
by A great friend cords September 23, 2021
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cord

In Brawl Stars, short name for the brawler Cordelius.
P1 - Man I hate cord mains
P2 - cord not even good bro
by concilus May 18, 2025
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Widowmaker Cord

Otherwise known as a male-to-male extension, death, or suicide cord. A widowmaker cord is an extension cable with a male plug adapter on either end. The cord gained this nickname from electricians because if one side of the cord is plugged into a power reciprocal, the other end is left exposed at mains voltage. These cables have been banned for sale in many places, often being used for electrical generators.
Micheal made a widowmaker cord yesterday and shocked himself
by NotCCG December 4, 2022
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