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Confirmed Sausage Fest

An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.
Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest
by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011
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Codfarmer

Descriptive word usually used an an insult for a male who has regular sexual intercourse whilst infected with a sexually transmitted disease.

Cod is a type of fish which references the smell of some sexually transmitted diseases hence why used as an insult. Farming is in directed reference to the sexual activity with multiple parties.
Hey Jeff, you are always sleezing round the ladies. You are a famous Codfarmer in this town!

Codfarmer: I aim to please.
by Vegetablerightsandpeas July 29, 2016
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conformation sniff

The act of smelling a man's penis or balls to confirm whether or not they have had vaginal intercourse. Usually done by women suspecting there significant other of cheating, occasionally done by bros to call bullshit.
Andrew "Sorry I'm late guys I was, like totally getting laid at 4:30AM and not sleeping in like a douchebage".
Connor " I'm calling bullshit your an hour late, whip out your sack so I can do a conformation sniff you lying sack of shit".
by Chocolatedabbler February 11, 2017
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Conformality

No bill
Conformality.. just conformality.
by Adamantitters November 7, 2017
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Confurmed

When you happen to find out something you thought was okay or even decent is actually just some limpdick furry type shit.
John : Hey is Jimmy a good Christian cause I think he's hella sus.
Carl: Yeah you right, he just told me to call him Zip Zap.
John: Confurmed.
by KillAllFurries November 30, 2017
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Conformtable

When you’re comfortable with conforming to society.
The amount of people in this world that are secretly conformtable is unsurprisingly surprising.
by my_drippin_thoughts September 3, 2018
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catformers

Catformers is a cat that has evolved from a human cat, who is rarely transformed from a normal human house cat.
The cat's evolving circumstances are as follows: Owner must be a Anime weeb level 999, must have watched 2 or more Anime series, must have in some way watched hentai, has begun to use nya instead of meow all of the time.

Catforming cats have a tendency to evolve into a real anime chick, who can tease any human being into marrying them. And then slowly kill them in their sleep after seducing them to watch their favorite anime with their new waifu.

the catformers cats can then transform into a human house cat again, and find a new home to rinse and repeat.
Person 1: Oh my, have you heard the new "real-life waifu" accident?
Person 2: You mean the one dead weeb guy who was found dead wanking to Anime? What a poor loner.
Person 1: They apparently found a note saying "cat forme-" or something and some cat footprints outside.
Person 2: Sounds like something from transformers and a fantasy movie. Well, Catformers, sounds kinda cool?
Person: 1 Heh, the "catformers accident" ... hmm, that sounds much cooler ngl.
by Electrocute4u July 4, 2019
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