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Complete Cumage

To completely empty one’s balls on objects/people
After last night with Amanda, there was complete cumage
by Evokalis December 1, 2023
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completely newscasted

Obscure British slang for extremely drunk; one step above "absolutely plastered"

from "Not the Nine O'Clock News", referencing Reginald Bosanquet
How's Liam?
Completely newscasted, mate
by SpannerLive April 18, 2023
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Turing-complete

"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.

These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.
Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete
by FanOfStan April 22, 2023
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Feature Complete

Used to reference a video game title that launches in a complete state without story content locked behind a pre-order or higher price tier.
Baldurs gate 3 launched as a feature complete game that tilted all the "do less for more money" game developers.
by WoolyWhiteRhino August 25, 2023
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A complete fucking dumbass

Joe Biden, the illegitimatepresident” of our once proud country that was installed like a toilet, rather than elected.
Hal Steinbrenner is a complete fucking dumbass for keep giving new contracts to the overrated Brian Cashman, who is also a complete fucking dumbass.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 20, 2023
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Completion Depression

The sad, empty and unfillable void left by the completion of an amazing game
I have completion depression after finishing Sekiro
by Shaggy-_420_- October 26, 2022
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completion envy

The feeling someone with a large gaming backlog (A.K.A. pile of shame) gets when they hear about others who play multiple games to completion.
You're adding to my completion envy!
This isn't helping my completion envy.
by kryss101010 November 8, 2022
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