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Committee-creep

The tendency for the total number of meetings and committees in a business to increase over time without adequate means for removal.
"If they don't stop forming new meetings we'll all be buried from this committee-creep"
by starvingRD January 1, 2015
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committens

Two or more pet cats, the acquiring of which signifies commitment in a relationship.
Friend 1: "My partner and I adopted two cats from the shelter yesterday."
Friend 2: "You lesbians move so fast. You only met last week, and now you've shacked up together with a pair of committens. Next you'll open a feminist co-op bookstore together and drink tea made from under-arm hair".
Friend 1: "Yup. Ain't life grand?!"
by GracieGracieGracie January 5, 2015
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commint

When a person isn't sure that their dialogue, question, or inquiry is valued. The answer is providing a "mint" along with one's comment. Comment (in a danger zone) + mint = comment.
Jenny wanted to eximplify her intelligent information, yet she was fearful of the repercussions of her input. She couldn't help but think of how much people enjoy mints when in a negative mood. She offered her commints to imply the input was not forced, but accepted of free will, and with gratitude.
by The Word Hunter May 19, 2015
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committed slam

Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based
We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.
by CommittedSlam October 28, 2015
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Committea

Committea
Verb,
Co Mit tea (phonetics)
Taking a break from a fact-finding session for a drink, then going back to exploiting Victims of sexual violence for your personal political gain with complete disregard for the truth.
Yo lets pull a committea on this bitch. "weren't they the victim of a sexual crime?" who cares about this used truck stop we gotta make our sponsors happy or we won't make quota for midterm elections, lets hit the Starbucks for pumpkin spice.
by Politihate September 29, 2018
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comminatory

"Wow, that man is very comminatory."
by duuwey October 11, 2018
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Committed the drisis

A person who used to be average that turned into a man that has a creepy mustache and resembles drisis
John:That guy committed the drisis!
by Bentoboy June 7, 2020
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