Compy

The name "Compy" refers to a small, one foot tall dinosaur that lives in the ceilings of home owners. This little bastard will gladly steal any food you may have on-hand. If you happen to encounter this little guy, give him some mustard or tequila.

Compy threatened my at gunpoint to give him some mustard, so I gave him every last bottle in my house.

by theCOMPY September 18, 2023

compy

Another way of expressing how good you are.

But when using it do describe someone else its describing how good they are.

"I'm too compy at fortnite gng"

"Ori is too compy at games we can't beat him."

by oriwtf. December 12, 2023

Comfy Pipes

Comfy Pipes: something that Vishnu and Sunja have and it’s day program’s comfy pipes and Mollie’s comfy pipes and Saige, Devin and Chris have comfy pipes

Devin went to the icky gray burps pumping station today’s comfy pipes

by Merlin vac engine January 5, 2024

Comfybum

Soft toilet tissue as opposed to Izal toilet paper normally found in public toilets in the 60's and 70's and in military barrack blocks well into the 80's.

I need a shit, I hope these public toilets have comfybum!

by Shrek's Dad January 15, 2024

comfy

a man that uses the word "comfy" wants to be dicked down

alex: hey man i'm feeling comfy
john: this mf wants some dick

by meatbeating January 31, 2024

Comeyed

Concluding an investigation of a political candidate, by finding the subject to be beyond legal reproach, but using the opportunity to question the subject's qualifications for the office she holds or seeks, and in a self-aggrandizing way.

President Biden was Comeyed by Special Prosecutor Hur at the conclusion of the classified documents investigation.

by ninefoursixfour February 8, 2024

comfy

Target trip and comfy clothes on a rainy day

Jeff: I just went to target on a rainy day and now I’m in comfy clothes
Jeff 2: comfy asf

by Ivana Fugalot November 18, 2023