Skip to main content

colon-clouter

A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

It is the number one cause of shitty semen.
"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."
by radash November 7, 2009
mugGet the colon-cloutermug.

colonizer moment

A semi-ironic term for when a white person becomes attracted to a person of color.
Friend 1: "Did you see the way Mike was eyeing up Kiesha earlier?"
Friend 2: "Total colonizer moment."
by IwanttofuckJPosadas December 7, 2020
mugGet the colonizer momentmug.

colon buster

Long object inserted into anus and big enough to bust you're colon. the colon buster
Riley was getting a colon buster it hurt.
by Rexh bby December 20, 2022
mugGet the colon bustermug.

rotten colon

A very deadly condition,

that leads to a very severe case of

anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.
The man's farts smell of death, as though he has developed rotten colon.
by Metalmaniac March 23, 2019
mugGet the rotten colonmug.

kade colon

kade colon means bald or is a hairless fish
by byethsLOLOLOL May 10, 2019
mugGet the kade colonmug.

Amanda Colon

The best thing since sliced bread is the super short version. She is as beautiful as the sun and stars. She has a smile that sparkles and a laugh that makes any man weak. She may be manipulative at times but underneath it all she really truly cares. Amanda Colon is a princess that deserves the world and should be taken care of like the little one she is. She has passion and care like no other. Nobody can compare. This is only the short version on how to define Amanda Colon
Amanda Colon won the 2018 award for cutest princess
by tbrosen March 1, 2019
mugGet the Amanda Colonmug.

colon carnage

The horrid sensation one experiences when having a bowel movement in which the liquified sloppy hot butt mud races violently towards its goal, destroying any and all organisms within one's intestinal tract as it flows towards porcelain heaven.
bro, sorry about your toilet. I experienced some major colon carnage.
by cockbroccoli November 27, 2011
mugGet the colon carnagemug.

Share this definition