Crusty cobbler

A male fallice that has so much cheese on and is dried up it could be a block of Wensleydale from Tesco.

Git up with ya crusty cobbler chor

by MattHowe 9:18 bible September 10, 2021

North Dakota cobbler

The act of putting any kind of cobbler in someones anal canal then using a spoon to eating it out.

I'm going to give you a North Dakota cobbler

by Bulletant1264_YT August 11, 2024

Squat Cobbler

It's when a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. There may or may not be a costume involved.

AKA Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Dutch Apple Ass

"Technically he does a cry baby squat cobbler, which means there's tears, which makes it more specialized. "- Jimmy McGill

by starman65 August 17, 2016

Squat cobbler

Video wherein a person sits in a pie for the purpose of titillating the viewer.

Not a porn.

May require a costume and/or crying.

Origin: Better Call Saul, episode Pardon My Clutch.

The squat cobbler videos were hidden in the baseboards.

by Metroslo August 29, 2016

Peach Cobbler

A group of girls (peaches) fucking; a lesbian orgy.

The high school cheerleaders got together at Molly’s house and made a peach cobbler.

by Cubic Newt February 28, 2018

cobblers

It means something is utterly terrible

Simon "I got a D in Maths"
Trevor "Absolute cobblers Simon!"

by mikewhite February 8, 2019

squat cobbler

A person that is fully clothed, sits on any pie.(Boston cream pie, peach, Apple, and cherry). A costume is often involved. Variations include crybaby squat cobbler where the said person is crying, or also known as Boston cream splat east of the Rockies.

Hey jack let's make a squat cobbler video.

Hey Jim can I buy some pies for my squat cobbler group tonight.

by Agggg33 September 3, 2016