dick claimer

A drunk notice you send to your boy to request his services, time and place often given too.

Got sent a dick claimer last night but couldn't make it.

by talivathi December 9, 2017

Tree-Climber

One who scales heights to gain a vatage point for spying on children.

You have to let me know if you are a Tree-Climber in my neighbourhood.

by 2100magevice February 11, 2019

cliterature

Genre of fiction dealing primarily with the romantic and social lives of high-powered career women, usually set in New York City. Originated with Candace Bushnell's novel, "Sex and the City," which was soon followed by the Shopaholic series as well as numerous other imitations. The genre is more commonly and politely referred to as chick lit.

"Ever since she got 'Shopaholic' for her birthday, my mom's been obsessed with cliterature. It's so creepy."

by Meagan L. April 19, 2006

chimerical

Amazing or fantastic, special, very cool, or unexpected.

"Making up your own slang form of a language is chimerical."

by Leb January 31, 2004

Cliterbation

Masturbation, but it sounds cooler.
Mandi totally made up this word too.

Mandi and Madison have a cliterbation session to attend to together.

Kyle: Do you masturbate?
Ashly: No I cliterbate
Kyle: same thing

by mexiburritobeast September 26, 2010

Successful Climber

A person that succeeds in 'climbing' from a lower social class to a higher one, by way of marriage

After Suzy had become a successful climber, she refused to eat at Red Lobster & Olive Garden

by catfight12 January 13, 2009

Mountain Climber

When you take a shit, and it hangs from an undigested hair that hangs from your asshole.

My shit was a Mountain Climber

by BradKtulu May 28, 2010