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clean shavies

A boy who having had a scruffy beard for awhile shaves it off becomeing somewhat unrecognizeable.
Hey look at mike he's a real clean shavies withought that beard.
by Andrew Frisch November 12, 2008
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clean the car

To have wild crazy sex with the partner in a dirty ca.
Girl: You free later
Guy:Yeah why?
Girl:you wanna try and clean the car?
by xlasko321 January 17, 2016
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Speed Clean

definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.

also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.
i have major speed cleaning to do.

how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.

i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!
by rawrpurpledinoivana February 20, 2010
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No Clean Submarine

A dump, that once is taking, does not need to be wiped.
"Dude I just had a no clean submarine in that bathroom and it felt so good.
by GOdLy-! April 4, 2009
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Clean-book

n. The term used to describe one who feigns intellect, through ostentatiously purchasing high-brow books with no intention of actually reading them.

Clean-books are so-called from their library of mint condition paper backs, each with crisp, virgin pages, bereft of even a single crease in their spines. As any real reader knows, a typical paperback usually becomes visibly worn and battered after the first time it has been read.

Common behaviour of clean-books includes the frequent posting of Facebook statuses about the books that they have purchased, or the occasional, generic, trite review. Eg: "Hemmingway- what an author.", or "Moby Dick is a good read." Some clean-books go to further lengths than others, and are even known to read reviews or full synopses of the books online, as well as memorizing popular online opinions and interpretations in case their integrity is challenged.
"He's not really as smart as he makes out; he's a bit of a clean-book."

"I went to John's house to borrow Treasure Island, and he's a fucking clean-book! You should have seen how pristine all his books were!
by IceCreamBros May 11, 2013
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Clean Jacket

Haven't been in any trouble with the Law.

No Felonies.

That boy Jacket Clean.
"I can get a job anywhere, I got a Clean Jacket!"
by Howard_HUZE September 19, 2016
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Cleaning the clarinet

The action of rubbing and tugging on one's penis that will eventually cause ejaculation.
I was cleaning the clarinet last night and it got all over the sheets.
by Johnny McLimp October 12, 2016
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