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New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.
I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.
by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024
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Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.
The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!
by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025
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Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.
My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.
by Crodstick June 12, 2025
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Circlecise

To remove unnecessary, superfluous, cumbersome, annoying friends from a Google+ Circle
I am going to review my Google+ Circles and Circlecise any unnecessary contacts
by JoelFaced August 22, 2011
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Circlecised

To de-circle a person from google+.
You posted a lolcat gif? That's a circlecised offense.
5 reposts in a row from reddit front page? Consider yourself circlecised.

Offering me the chance to purchase "facebook fans" from India? You guessed it: circlecision.
by Magickless February 3, 2012
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circumsiced

Circumsiced people have nearly no feeling in their dicks. For them it feels nice but if they would know how it would be if they had a normal penis... They would jump in the air and just be happy.

Need to run to the supermarket or put something from their mouths on their dicks to be able to feel something.
Why do you know that your circumsiced dick is better than a normal one? WHY? You got circumsiced when you were some days old and you can't get your old dick? You feel less!

If a person with a circumsiced dick has sex it feels on a normal penis like a fly would land. END
by QWERTZUIOPASDFGHJKLYXCVBNM January 3, 2017
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circumsized nose

A nose where the kind is cut of and you look like voldemort
Ohh he has a dirty nose he should circumsize it #voldemort circumsized nose
by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017
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