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chatter

a person who spends all free and paid time online talking with others who are obsessive compulsive as well..generally having no job...no life..or teeth. Living life precariously behind a keyboard..waking up to pee and see whats up online.
Shes not fat shes a chatter.
by Michelle October 16, 2003
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Chatting Shit

Someone or something:
*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.

Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely
Examples of chatting shit include:
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"
by Beester January 20, 2006
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Chettle

The crumbes that you can find between the keys of your keyboard.
I found so much chettle in my keyboard today, I could make lunch!
by EchoXero October 4, 2007
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Chetta teeth

When a persons teeth have been neglected proper care that a yellow build up has developed on to the teeth.
Guy 1:"Did you see her teeth?"
Guy 2:"Nah, what's wrong wit em?"
Guy 1:"She gots Chetta teeth."
Guy 2:"Ahahaha, that nasty!"
by miggula November 26, 2007
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Chutternutted

Person 1: Did you see Cletus get his ass kicked by that 12 pointer?
Person 2: Yeah man, he's fucking chutternutted.
by Jesse Dickerson August 17, 2018
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Chutternutted

Person 1: Did you see Cleatus get his ass kicked by that 12 pointer?
Person 2: yeah he got chutternutted
by wyhs August 17, 2018
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chatturbator

A person who chatturbates
Daniel was as chronic chatturbator.
by jennimax May 25, 2009
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