Church of Jesus Christ-Christian

The Church of Jesus Christ-Christian (CJCC) is a White nationalist church, which was founded in 1946 by Ku Klux Klan organiser Wesley A. Swift. Swift was the son of a Methodist Episcopal Church, South minister and is considered to be the single most significant figure in the early years of the Christian Identity movement in the United States.

The church was originally known as the White Identity Church of Jesus Christ–Christian, assuming its present name in 1957. After Wesley Swift's death in 1970, the ministry was continued by his wife Lorraine Swift.

Among the Church of Jesus Christ-Christian's teachings is that non-Whites have no incentive to self-regulate their earthly behavior.

Church of Jesus Christ-Christian by Blue Winged Spirit July 16, 2007

Church of Wiki 

A Glorious Religion Founded In 2008 By The Fantastic And Glorious Mary. Based On Christianity But Highly Influencing Wikipedia As The Place Of Answers (Not To Be Confused With The Bible Which Is The Ultimate Book). Legend Has It That Mary Would Ride Around In A Cart Pulled By A Bike, Preaching About The Religion. She Would Be Seen Wearing A Hanging Basket On Her Head And Long Purple Robes. This Fashion Is Followed By Many Wikapedians Today. Wikipedians Worship In Wikathedrals. The Wiki Theme Tune Is Afterlife By Avenged Sevenfold And Motto "Give Mary Stuff!".

OH Look At That Nice Wiki On Their Wy To The Wikathedral
I Think i Will Join The Church Of Wiki

Church of Wiki by Wikiwoooo February 3, 2008

Church Organ 

Receiving a blow job from a straight male member of the clergy when you are a gay man seeking spiritual counseling, because you wish to be straight.

The good book says this is wrong, so why are you blowing me father? Son I am begging you, please let me play the church organ?

Church Organ by TRILOAD December 23, 2011

church bling 

Bling seen at church. For example: golden crosses, silver candlesticks, fancy scepters, funny hats or decorated robes.

Look at all the church bling in here. They're not collecting money for the poor - they're probably getting spinnaz for the popemobile.

church bling by KJS September 18, 2006

Church Work

Favors for people who dont return favors when needed.(doing other peoples dirty work)

After watchin my homegirls dogs for the weekend i realized it was nuttin but Church Work.
My homie asked me to help wash his ride.He was on the phone while i did his Church Work.

Church Work by ICKYZ July 17, 2004

Church Tower

The clock tower is where a male straddles a persons face and swings his testicles like a church bell across the victims face

If a person falls asleep on a couch with their head on the arm rest, a person can drop their pants and swing their balls across their face to wake them up, making it look like the bells ringing in a Church Tower

Church Tower by Lastson March 1, 2010

church gay 

When you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same sex as you. Hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. A girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.

"Yo, did you see John's wife, at first I thought he was gay, then I found out he was married to a lady; however, not that I seen his wife it's confirmed, he's church gay". I thought she was a man at first.

church gay by Brit&Jason September 21, 2016