Chunky Monkey

the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously

"my girlfriend totally let me chunky monkey on her last night"

or

"I think I may have chunky monkeyed my pants"

by the chunky monkey August 13, 2012

chunky-monkey

originating from the latin chunkis-monkis 1. One who partakes in genererous amounts of food consumption and engages in overt laziness. 2. A fat ass and/or plump gimp, e.g. Sofie R.

"Sofie, leggo my eggo you chunky monkey...ewwww, that's so gross, waffles weren't meant to be eaten in the nude!"

by Lady MacBeth September 10, 2004

Chunky Monkey

Fat penis being rammed into a tight ass.

See John gave Samantha the ol' 'Chunky Monkey?'

by dartron January 10, 2013

chunky gravy

When a man with a chode with ejaculates

He sprayed his chunky gravy all over my face.

by Thicboi69999 May 21, 2018

Chunky Salsa

When you have an intimate session with a girl on her period and her infected discharge also known as the term “Chunky Salsa” gets in the way

omg ryan my chunky salsa is leaking everywhere today..

Ryan: that sounds like a personal problem babe

by SlyYyYyy September 1, 2020

Chunky Fucker

Chunky Fucker, a term referring to someone who likes anal sex when the other person has not had a bowel movement beforehand.

John: "Yo dude did you hear about sam? I heard he's a Chunky Fucker."
Dan: "Yeah dude, sam's disgusting."

by Prae R. October 21, 2021

Chunky Mayonnaise

A fat white boy

Jerry- That kid is fat.
Bob- Yeah he’s a Chunky Mayonnaise.

by Chunky Chocolate December 29, 2020