Chunky Monkey

the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously

"my girlfriend totally let me chunky monkey on her last night"

or

"I think I may have chunky monkeyed my pants"

by the chunky monkey August 13, 2012

chunky-monkey

originating from the latin chunkis-monkis 1. One who partakes in genererous amounts of food consumption and engages in overt laziness. 2. A fat ass and/or plump gimp, e.g. Sofie R.

"Sofie, leggo my eggo you chunky monkey...ewwww, that's so gross, waffles weren't meant to be eaten in the nude!"

by Lady MacBeth September 10, 2004

Chunky Monkey

Fat penis being rammed into a tight ass.

See John gave Samantha the ol' 'Chunky Monkey?'

by dartron January 10, 2013

Chunky Monkey

The result of a man pulling his shorts or pants up in an aggressive manner, effectively seperating the testicles and creating a spectactle resembling a balloon artist's encore performance.

That chunky monkey James pulled off last night deserves a medal. Can't believe he can't walk right this morning!

by Sabreraider March 13, 2022

Chunky hobbit

A New Zealander who is both extremely short and extremely wide and never removes herself from the couch. She may also never stop yapping uncontrollably.

She just won't shut up! The chunky hobbit!

by Hobbiton123 January 20, 2014

mcdonalds chunkies

(noun) the things when you bite into a mcdonalds chicken nugget and you bite into the chunky pieces of fat and it makes that gross noise/feeling

1. Yuck! You like mcdonalds chunkies? Supa yuck.

2. Person 1: Ooh Ma, that mcdonalds chunkie all up in my tooth.
Person 2: Damn that sucks, man.

by cheesybread July 18, 2017

chunky daddy

A young boy who enjoys having boys night's even when there are numerous attractive girls who want to attend, likes to confuse girls of their sexual orientation because he is so frustrating, and is some how attractive, just not physically. Some say he has a curse, that once you get the 'chunky' touch, you will never be the same again.

"How are you feeling about chunky daddy , (insert chunky daddy's victims name)?
"I don't know, I'm a bit confused about my sexual orientation"
"Ah! I know, you got "chunkied"

by Gubbi p May 12, 2018