Chunky Monkey

the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously

"my girlfriend totally let me chunky monkey on her last night"

or

"I think I may have chunky monkeyed my pants"

by the chunky monkey August 13, 2012

chunky-monkey

originating from the latin chunkis-monkis 1. One who partakes in genererous amounts of food consumption and engages in overt laziness. 2. A fat ass and/or plump gimp, e.g. Sofie R.

"Sofie, leggo my eggo you chunky monkey...ewwww, that's so gross, waffles weren't meant to be eaten in the nude!"

by Lady MacBeth September 10, 2004

Chunky Monkey

Fat penis being rammed into a tight ass.

See John gave Samantha the ol' 'Chunky Monkey?'

by dartron January 10, 2013

Chunky soup

The greatest foood ever to exist in the history of the universe! The chunky soup king, Jayemel microwaves ever single bowl of chunky soup, giving them extraordinary taste and flavor.

Wow! Melted is such a thin soupian, Chunky Soup is way better!

by Ze JmL Ambasodor November 27, 2021

chunky guacamole

The act of pulling out your penis after anal sex, and finding chunks of green feces on it.

Friend 1: Hey bro did that girl from the club last night let you go in from the back?

Friend 2: Ya man, but I had to run because she had a bad case of chunky guacamole.

Friend 1: Yikes!

by Mike Vilosh February 8, 2018

Chunky Rian

When a chode rips open a vagina by being too big.

My girlfriends in A&E. I just gave her a Chunky Rian.

by SlinkyHendo353569 April 6, 2022

Scorch for chunky

Where you burn the top of your dick, so that when you cum it comes out chunky.

Yo, my dick hurts from when I scorch for chunky last night

by BjayAndrews May 30, 2022