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crusty ass deamon

n. Residual shit between ones ass crack, due to improper wiping techniques, which dries to cause severe anal discomfort, physical activity can exagerate such effects.
Yo dude, I gotta stop and take a shower. I've got a haggard crusty ass deamon kickin. All this Dance Dance Revolution is rubbin it raw bro.
by grundlemychuzzle February 15, 2005
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Crusty Logo

The crusty logo is defined as the mark and / or stain applied to a female's apparel after a night of drunken fornication resulting from a male's semen blasted all over her.

The logo can appear on any piece of clothing worn by the female the night before.

It usually appears at a white smear, stain and /or crust.

The simplest and most common way to apply the logo is to blast the female on any part of her body with your man goo.

Usually this action elicits the female to demand a towel.

At this point, it is easiest to simply hand her some of her own clothing which are crumpled up in a ball on the bedroom floor.

Since most of these encounters take place after a night of heavy alcohol consumption, the female is usually confused and disoriented and thus very accepting of any item you hand her.

Once she wipes off your jizz bomb, it is common to throw said article of clothing pack on the floor where it will dry and create a nice logo for her walk of shame in the morning!!
Hey I met this hot brunette last night, took her home and gave her a crusty logo right on her jacket. It was awesome!
by Johnny Deepwood December 23, 2008
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crusty bitch

dirty girl,ratchet, ghetto poor vocabulary
Damn she a crusty bitch
by whiteeboyy February 2, 2015
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crusty cunt

an older woman who acts and dresses like a teenager
Our physical science teacher, with her hooker outfit, is such a crusty cunt!
by butchick September 10, 2004
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Christy

Christy is the bestest friend you could ever have. You couldn't live without her! You can share anything with her and she will try her best to help. She is ginger but very pretty! Life without a Christy is pointless!
Hey look it's Christy! The bestest person you could meet!
by RANDOMFUCKINGSHIT July 13, 2012
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crusty toes

When someone has really fugly toes
"That bitch Emily has crusty toes man "
by Sweatshirt0f September 3, 2016
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Crusty Mop

A cool hairstyle that is unique
You have a crusty mop!
by Bianca Shaniqua Bertha July 9, 2007
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