choad biter

Derogatory term. An asshole. A douche bag. One who bites a choad. Implies homosexuality.

That douche bag is a choad biter.

by obiwan-jacobi January 31, 2010

Choate

An institution to house the mentally deficient. Overrun with children whose parents no longer want to have to put up with them. Synonymous with “hell-hole”. Even though considered a preparatory school, it is looked down upon by the more prestigious schools. Choate may be well-known around the world, but only because so many people go there, i.e. the 26% acceptance rate. Choate’s successes are not counted in their alumni or academic honors, but in the number of hot dogs consumed on average daily in the dining hall. There is a general lack of personal hygiene, both for the students, and their environment. Regardless of the socio-economic standard discipline is lacking, and the majority of alumni, well, you can’t really call them alumni, they never left the school. Choate has now gone from a 9-12 boarding school, to a care facility for the mentally ill and deficient. While this may all sound daunting, there is some silver-lining. At their last curling match, their star athlete managed to hold off the 956th ranked special Olympian, with his final toss, he managed to overcome his opponent, setting a school record for least losses in a season, making his record 1-64. He shattered the previous record by over 50 losses, which was the chess team, which went on a record-setting season in ’87, their record standing at 1-134. Choate, while not renowned for their academics or their athletics, may be the choice for your child, if you just don’t want to see him anymore.

"Did you hear about that alumnus from Choate?"
"You mean the one who was caught selling pot to 3-year-olds?"
"Yeah"
"I almost went to Choate, but then decided that I wanted to get out of Juvie and change my life!"
"Way to make the good decision!"

by Folumbe April 14, 2008

Choad

A person who is dumb

"Man that guy is such a choad! He thinks 3x3 is 6!"

by jiffylube March 9, 2009

Choad

1. A penis that appears to lack a shaft.
2. A shaftless penis.
3. A penis head that emerges from pubic hair and the genital sack without a visible shaft.

After skinny dipping, Richard's choad made all the ladies snicker.

by ElyVader September 22, 2010

choad

a penis that is wider then it is long

come put your fat ass ugly choad in my moulth

by Ch-OW-d April 11, 2003

Choad

Tall beast-like (but that'd be giving him too much credit) creature, with a bizarre shaped head and eyes placed on said head in a position as to resemble a Zandu Zan from "The Last Starfighter". This creature tends to hang out in Quality Assurance Offices spouting knowledge that doesn't exist.
An avid motorcyclist, this creature loves to discuss anything unimportant.
MYAAAAAAAH!

Hey, Choad! Is Your bike running? MYAHHHH! Did you ride it in today? MYAAAAAAAH!

by Choadington Choadsworth Bear February 16, 2008

choachariffic

1) Something or someone so weak and contrary to manhood that it can only be described as the lowest and most estrogen enriched form of pussification.

FAGGOT: "This strudle exhilerrates my taste buds"
ME: "Jesus Christ, how Choachariffic. I hate faggots."

by Kabar October 16, 2003