Porcelain Chipper

A rare condition where a person (usually a male) expels an overpowering stream of urine, causing him to stand several feet away from the urinal / toilet.

While I was in the bathroom during halftime at a football game, I saw a porcelain chipper peeing from across the room… I felt both bad and impressed with his accuracy.

by Yazorillowitz March 27, 2025

Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away

Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood

by Cloutos May 31, 2019

crash my chipper

a particularly large bowel movement, often brought on by a rapid change in weather

I was going to run some errands, but the storm rolled in and I needed to crash my chipper immediately.

by crashedchipper March 11, 2021

Chilean Child Chipper

A figurative (idiom) school punishment for when a Chilean school child or school children. When a Chilean child or children at school act up, they get sent to a wood chipper specialized for children that grind every bit in their body. Figuratively, of course. It just means the corner. Don't ban me.

"If you shoot that spitball at me, you are getting thrown in the Chilean Child Chipper, young man!"

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!

John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025