chimney sweep

to insert a toothbrush into your rear end for sexual pleasure, bristles first

my brush snapped when i was chimney sweeping, its still in the flute now.

i chimney swept my dog

look dude, you do not want to shard whilst chimney sweeping

by mr b allbags October 9, 2008

chimneying

Chimnying

Pulling your todger. Shaking the one eyed snake. Having a wank. I caught him chimneying.

by Louismassai January 24, 2014

mouth chimney

Blowing out the side of your mouth away from your spoon partner to make sure you are not breathing in your partners face.

1: Sheesh! Could you stop breathing all over me Darth Vader!

2: Oh, sorry! I forgot to make a mouth chimney for you! There is that better?
1: Yes, thank you.

by wurdsmyth November 16, 2009

chimney sweep

the act of cleaning another person's anus and rectum with one's mustache.

Bobby John didn't shave all week so he could give Billy Jo a good chimney sweeping.

by vingt20 June 17, 2011

chimney fuck

sexual relations in the soot

"chimney fuck the china man"

"chimney fuck the meat man"

"chimney fuck the bumbaross"

"chimney fuck the stink panther"

"Heather has a hole in her pants... chimney fuck her."

by the big grease guy June 10, 2009

chimney apple

the random nose that comes from your mouth when you sneze, it is going to fast to make it out.
also used in norway when being asked to pass the fork...

excuse me good sir, coud you chimney apple. BEEP?

by bobrio November 7, 2004

Irish Chimney

The natural tendency of a shirt, while defecating on a toilet, to create a narrow passage along the abdomen and chest, through which potent fecal fumes are able to travel directly from the toilet to the face. Sufferers may experience, watery eyes, gaging, nausia, or in extreme cases vomiting.

I forgot to take my shirt off this morning during my morning glory, gave myself an Irish Chimney and ralphed everywhere.

I missed lunch today. Took a deuce right before hand, gave myself an Irish Chimney and lost my apatite.

Bob called in sick this today, I wondering if he's suffering from an Irish Chimney.

-"I'm going to step into the office."
-"Don't forget to close your Irish Chimney."

Dutch Oven, Fruitcup, Fart Apnea

by casual1 August 14, 2012