3 definitions by wurdsmyth
The euphoric rubbing of eyes at the end of the day after contact lenses are removed and make-up can be smeared.
Jay: What is all of that moaning in the bathroom?
Ali: Oh, it's me having an eyegasm. I just took out my contacts!
Ali: Oh, it's me having an eyegasm. I just took out my contacts!
by wurdsmyth November 17, 2009
Blowing out the side of your mouth away from your spoon partner to make sure you are not breathing in your partners face.
1: Sheesh! Could you stop breathing all over me Darth Vader!
2: Oh, sorry! I forgot to make a mouth chimney for you! There is that better?
1: Yes, thank you.
2: Oh, sorry! I forgot to make a mouth chimney for you! There is that better?
1: Yes, thank you.
by wurdsmyth November 17, 2009
by wurdsmyth November 17, 2009