Cheeto Lock

Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.

Somebody help me unlock the bathroom. Wade has passed out from Cheeto Lock.

by Thenormandy January 6, 2022

cheeto sauce

the residue left over from eating cheetos

Hey look at all this cheeto sauce

by Dorito sauce September 7, 2017

Nigga Cheeto

It’s when a black mans crusty, orange smegma is finely processed into a crunchy Cheeto.

Boy! Susan really likes Tyrone’s nigga cheetos that he has been sending her in the mail.

by PancakeBF2142 September 6, 2020

going cheeto

when you start spamming someone with cursed images of a ship they hate

person: im going cheeto and am going to spam my friend with reichpol

by countryhumans_addict May 23, 2020

Cheeto slut

A term used to define latinos

Michelle is a Cheeto Slut

by Nick ger March 10, 2020

chocolate cheeto

A chocolate cheeto is when you put a cheeto or cheeto puff (preferably a puff) up a girls ass the proceed to eat it out.

Dave: "dude Vanessa said she was down for a chocolate cheeto"
Bob: "Dude my girl said the ssaaaammmeeee"
Dave: " I can't wait to eat shit"

by ZackkkO May 30, 2018

Cheeto Julian

The sexiest boy alive

That kid sleeping with a bell pepper is such a cheeto julian.

by cheeto_julian September 28, 2019