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Greasy Cheeseburger

An often tan, hair greased person that does not necessarily eat cheeseburgers on a daily basis, but often acts mischievous and has a tendency to look good to impress other females. The species of person can normally be found in the inner city, and disguised as a hipster. It uniquely talks in ways to make others laugh, also cannot stay fixed to an idea. Usually these species do not bother about their size, but only choose to disguise it wearing almost the same sweater outfit everyday. A greasy cheeseburger sometimes chooses to mimic other people in order to be popular and liked, gaining attention such as a character from Jersey shore.
the greasy cheeseburger died his hair blond, the day after the most popular kid died his hair blond. The greasy cheeseburger imitated a teacher to impress other characters the greasy cheeseburger talked about expensive items, in order to sound knowledgeable and money strapped. People often called greasy cheeseburgers watch popular teen television such as MTV. A greasy cheeseburger may seem to be a gay hipster but in fact is, usually a heterosexual fashionista or being.
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Anus Cheeseburger

When your Angus Cheeseburger tastes like an asshole.
Mommy, heat me up an Anus Cheeseburger.

Fluffy cheeseburger

Fluffy Cheeseburger, A curseword so bad that it should only be used against the worst kind of people.
Stop being such a Fluffy Cheeseburger.
Dude you' re being a Fluffy Cheeseburger.
Did you see what he/she did, What a Fluffy Cheeseburger.
Fluffy cheeseburger by Sm64kitty January 27, 2021

African cheeseburger

Two people touching anuses and farting into eachothers bowels
"Did you see John and Julie?? They were doing an African Cheeseburger!"

coffeehouse cheeseburger 

when a girl rubs her piss and shit all over her pissy and you eat/ slurp it all up
dude we were really drunk last night and erica convinced me to give her a “coffeehouse cheeseburger” i regret it

Triple Cheeseburger 

Random: “YOOOO Triple cheeseburger is going OFF”
Other Random: “Yeah, he’s so good and I bed his cock’s massive”

needs a cheeseburger

When someone is said to "need a cheeseburger" it means that the person is way too thin - so much so that the person doesn't look attractive. The implication is that the person is anorexic / dieting too much and needs to put on some weight. Almost always said about a female but a male isn't immune.
"Damn, did you see how skinny Angelina Jolie looked at the Academy Awards the other night? That girl needs a cheeseburger!"

"LeAnn Rimes looks anorexic. Someone please give her a cheeseburger!"