messy chopsticks

After a man or woman is double penetrated with an unclean butthole, they blow both dicks until they are clean.

My girl gave me and my buddy messy chopsticks last night.

by Assmaster Supreme May 31, 2018

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Mexican Chopsticking

When two Mexicans innerlock dicks and turn their into chopsticks.

Dude give me some of that Mexican chopsticking.

by Keiton V March 15, 2021

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A horrible stubble-based mustache that results when you need to shave but you forget and put on chapstick first, then when you realize that if you shave around your mouth using your new electric razor the blades will gunk up with chapstick and you'll have to spend another $50 on a new razor sooner than you would have, so you end up just shaving everywhere but around your mouth, leaving an ugly stubbly chapstache.

Chad: "Hey, I think you forgot to shave around your..."
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"

by HollowShell September 22, 2011

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chapdick

The chapstick applied after delivering an especially taxing blowjob.

"Thanks for sucking me off, but your lips sure look dry."

"No worries, I brought some chapdick."

by slothballer June 9, 2013

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chopsticks chipping

The act of using chopsticks to eat from a bag of chips while using the computer.

Ever been in a situation when you wanted to eat a bag of chips and use your computer at the same time, but couldn't because you didn't want your keyboard to get all greasy and oily? If you can use chopsticks, use them to pick up the chips and never have to worry about messing up your keyboard.

Satisfied user: "Chopsticks chipping saved my life."

by Jkimmy98 March 19, 2014

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