Chalmer’s Lag

1) When someone responds to a message a long period of time after it is said.

4:30 PM Andrew: Has anyone played the new Dead By Daylight update yet?
*conversation continues*
(replying to Andrew’s original message)

1:04 AM Isaac: no not yet
1:05 AM Andrew: The Chalmer’s Lag is real bro

by frankfurtlover76 July 31, 2023

Chalsa

Chips and Salsa

Want some chalsa?

Hey b-word, pass the chalsa

by Cockadoodledoo92 June 12, 2023

Chalask

To expose someone for wrongdoings in a public manner. The wrongdoing may range from trivial to serious. Not necessarily the same as "canceled," as the wrongdoing may be exposed and receive little public outcry as a result.

A: "Did you see that one politician getting chalasked on Twitter?"
B: "Did I see it? I partook in the chalasking!"

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A: "Did you see that dude who got chalasked in the town square yesterday? That was brutal."
B: "Yeah, and the guy didn't even deserve it."

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A: "Once chalasked, twice shy."
B: "Yeah, unless the chalasking was a load of shit."

by Jambardo January 25, 2025

Challs

When a persons testicles are the size of a penis and the penis is the size of testicles

Ew this guy I met the other day had challs i thought it was his dick but it turned out to be his balls and I thought he had nutted but it was just his Smegma

by Word gooner March 12, 2025

Chalmer

A greasy lubed up man always ready to cook up some banger food. Hes usually pretty decent at video games and can make some good jokes. He will never get on the game however

Hey chalmer, you ever gonna get on the game

by Scorched_ July 8, 2025

Calmspire

calm-spire

(noun)
That peaceful feeling that inspires creativity or motivation; calm that sparks action.

“After meditating, I got a calmspire and finally wrote that story I’d been putting off.”

by Sakurakage August 22, 2025

Tricky Charms

what's made when you combine Trix and Lucky Charms in a bowl of milk...

I prefer more Lucky Charms than Trix, just to make it more magically delicious and less for Kids...

I just had a bowl of Tricky Charms for breakfast.

by E.J./Edward February 5, 2009