Forklift certified

Adj.: Someone who carries a heavy load. A man known for producing large amounts of ejaculate.

"Just so you know, baby, if you're going to swallow, you better open wide because I'm forklift certified."

by Hungry Joe71 July 30, 2023

Petrified Wood

When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.

Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.

by garuru0 December 27, 2009

Certified beauty

super cute and kissable person named navneet

Nav is a certified beauty and i miss her

by 123e12314143 October 28, 2019

petrified

An unreasonable (or is it?)phobia of treating computer mouse as a pet.

I'm petrified of sharpening my mouse instead of my pencil.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

CERTIFIED BALLERS

The best type of gangster group you will ever meet.

Can i please be part of the Certified Ballers?

by y-weezy May 12, 2007

Certified hater

Someone who will disagree and hate on anything and everything just because they think it makes them cool. This is a full time job and takes a lot of effort to disagree with everything 24 hours a day. Usually these people are ugly.

“Damn Ben has been really negative lately, what’s his deal?”

He just got a new job as a certified hater, you couldn’t tell?

by tvthestallion August 12, 2019

certified

1.de-virginitized
2.completed sex-ed(sexual education)
3.approved of not being terrible in bed

"My boyfriend certified me."
"I am certified in sex-ed."
"I think YOU're the one that has to certify ME.

by lindsey June 4, 2003