caelee

a hick, trailer trash whore who's one concussion away from permanent brain damage.

wow, caelee just broke her foot by being a dumbfuck

by eggsistentialcrisis December 29, 2019

coz celeb

Play on french "cause celebre", which means
an issue arousing widespread controversy. "Coz Celeb" is the controversy surrounding Bill Cosby's recent public derision of black youths in today's culture.

He scorned his own people by pulling a coz celeb!

by captain billy July 14, 2004

Celebate

v.
sel-eh-bayt

To masturbate in a celebratory fashion.

Home alone, and after winning the lottery, Daniel chose to celebate in front of the mirror.

by mmxjcl September 11, 2013

Celeb Got PWND

When someone famous gets totally PWND.

Loser Did you hear about Winona Ryder getting caught shoplifting?
Lamer Haha, celeb got PWND!

by <insert> October 1, 2004

Celebate

Failure to abstain from sex after a vow of celibacy. Pioneered by celebrities who announce celibacy, and then proceed to break this vow soon after.

Person 1: "What happened to Paris Hilton's 1 year without sex?"

Person 2: "She went celebate"

Person 1: "Fair enough"

by sarahh=) November 15, 2009

Celebolitics

The political views of celebrities.

Dixie Chicks, Jane Fonda, Tim Robbins, Madonna, and other celebrities use their celebrity to voice their celebolitics.

by David Chidester November 11, 2006

Breaks Out Celebratory Peanuts

A new online gag made up by a witty college student. Meant to be used online with * to express a time of joy or celebration.

"Yay a new member in our social group!!" *breaks out celebratory peanuts*

"Yay a new friend on my profile!!"
*breaks out celebratory peanuts*

by FlameMaster January 19, 2009