The Colby

The Colby- letting a blunt that's not yours go out because they're using it as a microphone while telling a story

" Stop being The Colby and smoke that! "

by Dangsoh January 5, 2020

Colby

a guy who is paid to screw a woman. Basically, it's a male prostitute. Sells himself for money because he's a loser and can't get a girl friend so he tries to make himself feel good inside by screwing a girl. He tries so hard but still isn't happy so later in life he commits suicide by slitting his wrists an neck.

Colby's life sux

by i.kinda.luv.u.little.bit.yeah January 30, 2009

Colby

a type of male haircut. Its usually blonde, naturally straight, a little shorter than shoulder length and all the same length with absolutly no layers. reminisent of the early-mid 90s. if you saw someone with this cut, they usually look like their name would be colby, if its not already. they also typically look like they belong in the babysitters club.

"he has such a colby haircut"
"ew did you see that colby back there?"

by lanelane February 12, 2007

colby

verb

to colby is to stick something down your pants

person 1: ew, colby just colbied my highlighter and stuffed it in my face!!

person 2: thats disgusting, go throw it away!

by itarasayy June 10, 2011

colby

the guy with the biggest dick on the block,it will refresh you and make you fell so good.he will have sex anytime with you he just wants to make you happy.he is the best at all sex positions.

colby,hot,long

by ashley wang April 9, 2010

Colby

A Colby is someone who gets absolutely no fucking females ever, sucks ass at any sport, and stupid as shit. Literally their only good quality is being fast.

Ketamine- Who is that?
Chadly- It’s just a Colby

Ketamine- What’s a Colby?
Chadly- Look at the definition faggot

by Logan Paul That Shits On Colby January 13, 2020

Colby College

One of the seven sisters of which the Cheese League is comprised; the others being Brie College, Camembert College, Stilton College, Havarti University, Smegma College, and The Fromunda Institute of Technology. Fromunda took the Cheese League football championship in 2003, winning by forfeit when the grazing Colby cheerleading squad refused to yield the playing field.

Colby College was #1 in the U.S. News Guide to Colleges list for student laxative abuse.

by Dr. Mike Roynhertz, Ph.D. August 25, 2004