enjoy your career

What you tell someone who works a menial job as a let down when they give you attitude or don't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service.

Customer: Hi can you tell me the aisle where the linens are?

Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?

Customer: You know bed sheets, bath towels... ( thinks to himself " what a dumbass" )

Walmart employee: Why didn't you just say bed sheets and bath towels? And I don't know what an aisle is or where it's at so go find it yourself.

Customer: Wow really? You're a dumbass! Enjoy your career at Walmart!

by cpetkunas December 4, 2022

Grilled Fish Taco From The Canteen

When your name is dahir and you get a grilled Fish taco from the canteen, which is actually a burrito and when you bite into it you produce A satisfying/disturbing scene, you close you eyes while you delicately bite into the soft tortilla.

Grilled Fish taco from the canteen The sandwich

by TopBoy420 November 5, 2020

Waterbury career academy high school

Waterbury career academy high school a fake ass wanna be “private” school is full of attention seeking whores and think their attitude is cute asf. Males that stand in the hallway with their head phones on singing loud asf which we know won’t turn out to be shit. The principal stalk you on his cameras & bitch about dress code every damn day like it’s a deadly weapon which doesn’t help the fact that they have the AC on in the winter, we’re only allowed to wear thick ass black shirts all yr and niggas be burning up in June. subs that don’t speak English, principle favorite kids and leave the others out. Everybody is basically pussies there tbh, talk shit when you’re not around for attention. It’s not about learning in this piece of shit it’s about passing your classes bc the teachers don’t teach shit and they are alll crazy asf.

Outsider: you’re in high school and didn’t learn this?

Waterbury career academy high school student: the teachers don’t teach us shit there

by Waterbury May 23, 2018

mary cate

A man once told me the story of a young lady...

And that lady is named Mary Cate. Mary Cate seems nice kind and friendly on the exterior but once you get to know her you relies that...... She has a penis. And not just any penis but the second largest chode you've ever smelled in your entire life.

Bro who's that girl? I think I'm about to try to get her number.

Watch out dude I hear her name is Mary Cate.......

by Sir Snowflake of Special-Land December 26, 2016

cabeen

a ginger kid that is socially excepted but is still made fun of behind his back or to his damn ginger face

Joe-Dude Craig is a tool and i cant seem to figure out why
Rob-It's because he's cabeen
Joe-Ohhhh

by Joekildunne July 7, 2008

shit of my career

A monsterous crap taken at work while in the midst of a busy time.

That was the "shit of my career."

by the marti September 28, 2006

you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen

when you do cool things in fallout new vegas

player: im going to kill all of the brotherhood of steel and ncr at the same time
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN
player: imma chug out of this sink so i dont waste a stimpack
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN

player: thank you game very non deathclaw of you
you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen

by mexicanfoxnigga March 10, 2021