Cougar Candy

Noun: 1.The man, or boy in some cases, that lay prey to the aggressive predatory nature of an older female mate. Then using this mutuality relationship to live happily off the female mates money supply in return for sexual performance. 2. Candy or sugary treat eaten by a cougar.

Sue: "My john is one sweet piece of cougar candy at age 19. If only he were younger."

Jake: "I'm tired of being nothing but cougar candy for you and your lady friends at book club."

by KingofWealthfulWordsofWisdom January 22, 2011

Gray candy

Older man's penis.

She said "I wanna taste that gray candy."

by Megadraggon January 11, 2017

Candy Crush It

To commence having sex with your girlfriend while she is playing the game Candy Crush.

She was ignoring me on her phone so I just began to Candy Crush It.

by Devise November 22, 2014

Fruit Candy

Homosexual men that heterosexual women still find attractive and/or think of as "eye candy".

Maybe we won't pick up any guys at the gay bar, but there's guaranteed to be a lot of fruit candy there!

by JacqSparrow June 1, 2011

Table Candy

table-candy (n): a person, usually a physically-attractive female, who stands or sits beside or behind a gambler at a gaming table. Generally does not participate other than to give encouragement or to cheer loudly.

The guy must have been loaded, considering the table candy standing next to him.

by Terpitude July 29, 2011

Van Candy

The most delicious candy. It comes from a white van and it makes you sleepy.

I ate some van candy, and then I lost track of what happened. Where's my mom?

by Jared Hershowitz June 24, 2010

candy kids

Teenagers with all the brightly colored beaded bracelets and jewlry that frequent raves and may or may not do extacy and are sickly happy all the time.
Many also like care bears, rainbow brite, hello kitty, and other happy cartoons and wear merchandise with the characters on it.

"all those damn candy kids are at the rave"
"those candy kids are like rainbow bright on crack!"

by Mikmelhan September 22, 2005