Kris can't spell

A girl who does nothing but sit on her keyboard all night and spell words wrong.

Kris "You're a CHOADstoll!!"

Person "Erm dont you meant Chodestool?"

Kris "Oh."

Person "Kris can't spell!!!!"

by Opbby October 11, 2011

Can't even know

The inability to be able to relate to something.

Unable to answer a question.

a: Do you know when the train comes.
b: Man, I can't even know.

by Pete Fresh August 2, 2007

you can't be pimpin

See, you think you a pimp. But you can't be pimpin slime.

you can't be pimpin slatt

by Ain't Tryna Get Jumped August 8, 2020

can't type itis

A condition in which a chatter has trouble spelling the simplest of words

i was so frustrated cuz my can't type itis was acting up

by fball_jones August 11, 2009

I can't English

Similar to "I can't speak/talk correctly."
The only difference is that this phrase was made by God himself when he sent it down to "The rock."

Jamal,"Pussy.' Shit I meant cat.' Ugh I can't English today!"

Nina who is attempting to flirt, "Nice astronaut pants. 'Shit I can't English today but that ass is out of this world."

*Lynnzie attempts to say she's wrong but nothing comes out*
Lynnzie can't English right now.

by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021

Can't whoop me!

Asserting you'r manhood to others.

Can't whoop me!

by Big Nasty 0 January 24, 2011

i can't beweave it!

1. An expression of surprise used in a situation involving a weave.
2. The greatest pun of all time.

"You shoulda been at lunch! These two chickenheads got in a fight and Amber pulled out LaToya's weave!"
"I CAN'T BEWEAVE IT! I MISSED IT!"

by Haley J December 28, 2005