California 

A bankrupt state where folks can be classified into five groups: 1) the faggots, 2) the whores, 3) the assholes, 4) the bastards, 5) the junkies.

- Ray how come you came back from California?

- I didn't belong there.

- Are you a racist though?

- No, I just call them as I see them.

California by Peter Sniff Jr October 5, 2012

California 

A beautiful state in which we have beaches, snow capped mountains, forests, and many other exciting places for however your personality matches. There are many stereotypes about how we're

"Stuck up" and "stupid" and "made of plastic" but it really isn't true. I've been to other states and watched documentaries and done plenty of research. This isn't the only place where all that happens. aIn the other states where there's a lot of people, they do the exact same things as us. So dont bother only us please. =)

Sure California has a lot of stereotypes, but come on over. :)

It is a pretty place. (no brag intended)

California by Livliv2 June 21, 2010

California 

The best damn state in America. Diversity, beautiful beaches, amazing weather, smart AND sexy people, kickass colleges...what more could you ask for?

I don't hate Arizona, but I can't wait to move back to California after high school!

California by SparkleSky April 1, 2011

California 

A crappy, try-hard version of Australia that claims to have the best beaches in the world (pfft!) yeah if yellowy dirty sand is your thing then fine...i much prefer the soft, long, white sandy beaches of Australia with perfect waves (that are actually surfable) unlike that gay shit you call a beach in California...hahaha and what surfers are actually surfers in California? There is no such thing as a REAL surfer in California! So quit blapping on about all your O.C pretty, rich people shit, coz there are pretty rich people everywhere (not just in California ok!)and as a matter of fact people are more liberal and free in Australia than they are in California...so you're not that fucking great! California is more like the home of wannabe surfers, loser skater-punks, hardcore gangstas and plastic surgery gone bad!

Ricky from L.A: "Yo Man! Sup dawwwg! wanna catch some trippin waves??"

Bob from Australia: "fuck off cunt, i'll fuckin knock ya one if you talk that shit again..Fuckin wanker!"

California by u r cool April 10, 2005

california 

California is the 23rd best state. Now, suck it.

22 states are better than California. Put it in your mouth at this moment in time.

california by OY OY OY April 20, 2007

California 

State that gives homage to five types of people:

1) Preppy, blonde, cell-phone clad seventeen year old girls.
2) Rejected goths and skater punks/dudes
3) Corrupt Politicians
4) Celebrities
5) Soccer Moms

1: Oh, how do you like my new leather coat?

Oh, girl, it's so the rage this season. Like, oh my god!

2: Dude, you wanna go crash the mall?

California by Sage December 22, 2003

california 

Another means of saying your going to smoke pot/get high.

"Hey man, you wanna go to california tonight?!"

california by Sam November 20, 2003