the cacoon

(Noun) The 13th maneuver in genital origamy. The act of stretching ones ball sac, pulling it up, and tucking the entire genital package into the stretched sac.

(Verb) Putting ones genitals into the cacoon, hoping that in a few months, out will come a penis of butterly proportions.

After tucking my balls into the cacoon for six months, my dicks still as small as ever

by banker July 28, 2006

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Canon

Canon was originally named after a Japanese idol/false god. One of the originating camera makers in Japan. Canon revolutionlized the photo industry by releasing superior products at reasonable market prices. Their lens are the benchmark for the professional industry and many consider Canon to be the best photo system that can be bought with money.

You see all those white lens's on the side lines at sporting events?

by Photobug April 18, 2005

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Canon 5D Mark II

The most amazing camera in the world! It shoots 21 MP images and 1080P Videos. Again the best camera in the world!

I just can't believe that I now own the Canon 5D Mark II, i seriously shit brix when I opened the box.

by ecarmen August 8, 2009

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Poop Cacoon

Molded shit around somebodys dick, usually done while another person is asleep with a raginging erection, often blown dry to dry out the poop on the erection.

Don't fucking fall asleep douche bag or im going to give you a poop cacoon

by tit hair February 20, 2010

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Caconomenology

The study of ugly, weird, strange and/or unfortunate baby names, mostly for the pleasure of mocking those baby names.

First heard in "Baby's got a bad bad name" on www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com

OMG did you see what she named her twin babies?

Navaleenah Jade
And
Mahkayleeaih Daisy

Is she crazy, or going for the Caconomenology hall of fame?

by peachtree2 January 13, 2011

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