Xfinity cable

A giant scam the rips you off for TV when you can get it free by a TV antenna

I just paid the Xfinity cable bill now they want a extra $50 dallor fee

by urbanmeme May 12, 2018

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Cable

Malaysian slang for someone granted positions due to nepotism or association.
Sometimes used in Bahasa Malay as 'Kabel'

It's no surprised that he made it at such a young age because of cable.

by PickleDilly September 15, 2021

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pinch cable

To take a huge dump. Number 2.

I’m sorry, I need to pinch cable first!

by Dank1chillin August 25, 2021

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Hold on there "Pay cable"

Use this saying when a person uses excessive profanity.

Dane Cook used this in one of his live performances. Where he described making love to a woman and they were really getting into it when she blurted out put that big fat cock in me. He then said to her hold on there "pay cable" !!

by R.D Fitswell August 13, 2011

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cable party

A poorly organized party where the chance of seeing girls is below 5%.
Rather common expression in Slovenia and some countries of Western Europe.
In France and Switzerland its equivalent is "party de la saucisse".

Jim: I just came back from Martin's birthday party.
Michael: And how was it?
Jim: Zero girls..... just another sh***y cable party.

by swkid June 25, 2023

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