cabbage god

lilly

do you believe in the cabbage god?

her name is lilly.

by salty man April 20, 2019

Dense Cabbage

A weird word for an idiot

“You dense cabbage”

by PigIA July 19, 2019

cabbage head

Another use or name for a mentally challenged individual.

The cabbage head was on its own and quickly became lost.

by M$Money November 03, 2006

gypsy cabbage

a sexual maneuver involving a male applying his fist into the anal cavity of a female then quickly inserting his testicles into the gaping anal cavity followed by Nicolas Cage-styled hand gesture.

Hey, gents, whilst giving my lady friend a proper shagging last night, I slipped her the gypsy cabbage. I must inform you that she is not walking at all properly this morning.

by bava666 August 04, 2009

salty cabbage

When a green booger is applied to the penis before oral sex begins.

Imagine you're getting head from a chunky fat chick. She drops to her knees, causing a thunderous, earthquake-like shimmy in your house as she hits the floor. You look her in the eyes, disgusted at yourself for your disgusting fat chick blow job habit. Sick.

Before she envelops your cock with her slovenly horse gullet, you cram your finger up your nose and pull out the filthiest booger in history. You slather it all over your cock and cry "give me a salty cabbage, baby!"

She complies. And cries a little afterwards.

by Pollup October 19, 2007

cabbage head

A character on Kids in the Hall played by Bruce McCulloch. Instead of hair, he had cabbage leaves. Poor mannered and sexist, always blamed other's bad reactions to him on the fact that he had a cabbage head

Did you see the Cabbage Head sketch? It was hilarious

by momoma October 04, 2006

Sea Cabbage

Kelp that has been pickled in a human female's vagina.

James: "Hey Charlie, have you tried the sea cabbage?"
Charlie: "Yes James! It was very fishy and refreshing."

by BedroomPunishment November 05, 2012