bale of condoms

a @#%load of condoms. Usually found at Costco.

Hesh: "I'd like a tank of gasoline and a bale of condoms."

by Ravnshade September 18, 2006

Bisalesual

A term applied to traditional real estate licensees who both list houses for sale and also sell them.

Different from the strict buyer's agents or seller's agent.

John is helping us buy the house he has listed for sale; he's bisalesual.

by Jamesleetn October 1, 2008

Bale

A grouping of Turtles.

Jacob: Hey Greg do you see that bale over there?
Greg: Yeah! That's a great looking group of turtles.

by MidnightSquirrel August 1, 2018

alex baler moment

when you are expecting someone to be really hot and then you meet them and it's just such a disappointment...

"oh my god, I cannot believe this. This is SUCH an alex baler moment. look how much he looks like an ugly butt."

by Isabella Jonson November 24, 2011

bialek

adj. Totaly chill; describes a very sexy confidence.

Man, that was so bialek of you!

by anner b. June 29, 2007

Christian Bale it

To run away from something, requiring speed and whits.

They guy shouted out of his window because my friend took something out of the skip, so we had to Christian Bale it.

by Dakamslam June 1, 2011

Christian Bale

Best actor ever. He is talented enough to perform roles so diverse that go from the yuppie killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, passing through Batman and the junkie ex-boxer Dickie Englund in The Fighter, which gave him an Oscar.

When Christian Bale screams "Do I look like a cop!!!" in Batman Begins. Most badass line saying ever.

by Superpimp01 January 7, 2012