brotest

To protest a bro.

Bro #1: I saw Shana at the bar last night...
Bro #2: You didn't text me?!
Bro #1: Didn't think of it...
Bro #2: I'm brotesting you!

by themexecutioner August 22, 2010

Brotein Shake

Natty plus whey protein mix! Whats better then working out and building muscle? Working out and building muscle while getting drunk!! And nothing is better to get drunk with then Natty!

Bro 1: Pumping iron has made me thirsty, lets grab a protein shake.
Bro 2: Even better bro, i got a Dirty 30! Brotein shakes.
Bro 1: Brotein?
Bro 2: Protein + Natty = Brotein!!!

by xcbrit91 August 6, 2011

booted

to smoke a high or mid level type of weed then rite after smoke a low level type and it gives u a differnt/better kind of high

yo smoke this mersh after u smoke dro an you'll get booted son.

by pothead 420 June 11, 2006

brotesque

Grossly resembling a dude/bro/guy; applied to unattractive women

also used to refer to so cal brohoes in extreme situations where women try way too hard to be part of the guys and are just used for sexual purposes

scenario 1

guy 1: hey check out this pic of lady gaga

guy 2: christ that bitch is brotesque

by LordCarlo November 6, 2009

Bootéd

When you get so drunk that you are too annoying to be cared for.

Boots got extremely bootéd after the ABC Party and he got left behind.

by D;ddy April 3, 2019

Brotendo cult

A merit based cult created by a Canadian immigrant named "Maximus Wellington" aka "obsster". Obsster came to this country and he created the brotendo cult. Anyone who is in the cult but is found worthless by obsster is banished and exiles to the realm of the 'forgotten' in the realm of the forgotten a person will either be a bronie, bromigo, or a bronegro all based on what got them banished. The clan revolves around dank memes and is being sought after by the CIA. Obsster currently has several death warrants and is as allusive as Bigfoot. Only members if the cult get to see obsster. Obsster is basically the Charles Manson of the meme world. Their gang sign is the 🅱️ emoji.

I just joined the Brotendo cult .
I like the Brotendo cult nigga.

by Brotendo dong December 1, 2017

Brotebook

When a man (or a bro) is forced to watch The Notebook by his girldfriend. It is normally a good idea to bring another movie with more explosions, guns, and women in it to cancel out the feminism of The Notebook.

No Ben I can't get crunk at your house tonight cause Im watching The Brotebook with Kali..

by Jtime8 February 8, 2009