Tree branching

When you’re having a conversation or telling a story and get off topic.

I keep tree branching and forgot what I wanted to say.

by Choxy January 20, 2025

Mommy Branch

A very Great Minecraft figure like Alexander the great that reads heat waves to all who sub also know as twitch.tv/banshee_700

Mommy Branch read me heatwaves because what would you do for a klondike bar?

by ToastyBoy08 September 17, 2021

Tokyo Branch of specsavers

Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”

Somebody like Katie Price for example

That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

Dirty branch

When someone shits out there ass and tries to shove it back up like a monkey that swallows pills.

He must be a nice DIRTY branch.

by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022

tramp branch

A slutty tree.

That bitch is a straight up tramp branch. You feel me?

by ProofPudding March 01, 2016

branch chicken

Another name for squirrel.

These branch chicken are delicious, especially the red ones!

by redVirus February 04, 2020

Tree Branch Sniffler

When someone puts their dick in another persons nose

Dude! Get your dick out my face you almost gave me a tree branch sniffler!

by GoonMaster11 February 29, 2024